10. Camels can be seen parked at gas stations.
9. The call to prayer goes off while you’re shopping at the mall.
8. Christmas decorations aren’t just for Christmastime.
7. Picnickers line all major highways.
6. Fireworks are actually for birthdays and weddings.
5. It might be a Quizno’s sign, but that doesn’t make it Quizno’s.
4. You can look out the window of starbucks and occasionally see sheep grazing.
3. Pizza Hat is where you get falafel.
2. The staring… Oh, the staring…
1. Corn is available by the cup in a variety of flavors at every mall and corner for your constant enjoyment.